âBe afraid. Be very afraid.â In 20 letters, itâs the platform and program of the GOP:
Complete version: Be afraid of Africans, Hispanics, Democrats, Liberals, Muslims, Atheists, Foreigners, Gays, etc. If fact, be afraid of just about everyone except the GOP. Because those OTHERS will take your money, take your job, take your gun, infect you with diseases, break into you house, rape your women folk, strengthen and enlarge your government, spend your taxes, use your resources, raise your prices, insult your God, hurt your feelings (saying âHappy Holidaysâ instead of âMerry Christmasâ), corrupt your children, impoverish your descendants, enlarge your government, make life in your suburb or your condo no better than that of a slave on a plantation⊠and did we say enlarge your government?
If the above makes sense to you, then vote the Republican ticket in November. The GOP wonât accomplish anything, but they will validate your paranoia, and that will feel so good!
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