Today is
the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. According to About.com,
- The
attack lasted 110 minutes, from 7:55 am until 9:45 am
- A
total of 2,335 U.S. servicemen were killed and 1,143 were wounded
At this distance of
71 years, very few Americans remember the day clearly. There are conspiracy theorists
who claim that President Roosevelt knew about the attack in advance and
permitted it to happen in order to pave the way for the US to enter the War on
the side of England.
But for all of the
budding social and political scientists out there, a real question is:
Did Mr. Roosevelt say
âA day which will live in
infamyâ, or did he say âA date
which will live in infamyâ?
The Wrongologist
solves this question for you: Roosevelt said: âA date which will live in infamyâ.
You can see the speech here. If you choose to read the various drafts of the written speech, they are contained in the
National Archives and you can review them here.
So, Whatâs Wrong?
There was another âdate
that will live in infamyâ in Washington DC. It occurred in the fall semester of
the Wrongologistâs freshman year in college. He lived in a dorm with an ancient
cell-phone like device called a pay phone at the end of the hall. It was
located just outside the Wrongologistâs room. One day, he answered the phone to hear a
female voice:
Caller:
âI want to speak to someone who is more than 6 feet tallâ
Wrongologist:
âI am more than 6 feet tallâ
Caller:
âDo you have a suit?â
Wrongologist:
âYesâ
Caller: âCan you be at the Hotel Willard tomorrow at
7 pm? Thereâs a danceâ
Wrongologist:
âYesâ
Caller:
âMeet me in the Lobbyâ
In a show of bad judgment,
The Wrongologist went to the Hotel Willard. (below)
There he met Charlotte, a 6â 5â
Catholic girl from what was then called Trinity
College. He is certain that she was a wonderful person, very smart too.
In
a show of horrifying judgment, The Wrongologist soon excused himself, visited the
menâs room and then left the hotel.
While
this barely qualified as a date, it clearly lives in infamy.
It is very clear that
the incident does not speak well of the Wrongologistâs character, or his judgment.
On the other hand, based
on this experience, he should have had a VERY successful career in politics: Show
up, lie, fail to deliver and sneak out the back.
Interesting build up to a joke.