This bald eagle became trapped in a passing car [a Saturn] in Clay County, Florida on Saturday, presumably while minding its own business. The look on the birdâs face really says it all. But police and emergency responders were able to extract the unfortunate creature and get it to a wildlife sanctuary, where itâs currently being nursed back to health.
The bird will be fine, but isnât this the perfect meme for 2016? And we still have 25 days left until we are also liberated from being stuck in Trump’s grille.
Does anyone else see the irony of our great American symbol being stuck in the grille of a discontinued car brand? Here is a pic of the rescue:
Imagine the dialogue between the first responders and the eagle:
âYou have to come outta there. America needs you!â
âNope. Iâm not coming out until November 9th. Maybe not even then.â
âOh come on. You canât just stay in there forever.â
“Fix Americaâs Grille Again”, or as one Gizmodo commenter said, imagine: Before help showed up, there had to be a 911 call:
911: â911 what is your emergency?â
Driver: âI have a bald eagle stuck in my grill.â
911: âYou are choking on a chicken? Sir, please use slang we can understand.â
Feel free to add your own humorous observations.
We could have a lot of fun with the words choke and chicken, but I will pass on that.
Had the same thought.