The AP declares it:
And you know what AP spelled backwards is? PA! Checkmate, you pieces of Trump! Wrongo will return to his usual complaining sometime next week when we start contemplating what comes next.
After four years of chaos, dysfunction, a huge dose of racism, over 230,000 dead from the virus, and massive job loss, why did nearly half this country vote for Trump? Why did half of us want four more years of his bullshit?
That we know the winner on Saturday morning, in the middle of a pandemic with a bunch of new voting rules that were written on the fly, is remarkable. Everything went really well (in the sense of knowing the results, not necessarily being happy with all of them). Enough with the slow vote counting memes.
To win, you have to finish first:
They don’t stop the count when you’re on the mats:
Trump’s lawyers try an unusual strategy:
Republicans are reduced to hunting in the dark:
Trump’s mantra:
Can’t wait for the Inauguration:
